19-08-2012, 09:29 AM
G'day All
What is the only thing worse than a pilot?
2 pilots.
You are at a party, how do you know if any pilots are present?
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A BA speedbird 747 had just landed at Frankfurt airport, the BA captain was uncertain of the gate location so stopped on the taxiway to check, this pissed the tower off who asked ,"what are you doing, haven't you been here before?".
The BA captain obviously in no mood to take any crap from atc minions coolly stated, "yes I have been here before, came a few times in 1944 however I didn't stop"
A B52 declared an emergency on approach due engine failure.
An anonymous wag pipes up on freq stating "oh no, the dreaded 7 engine approach, better request the equipment."
Cheers
Rob B
What is the only thing worse than a pilot?
2 pilots.
You are at a party, how do you know if any pilots are present?
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A BA speedbird 747 had just landed at Frankfurt airport, the BA captain was uncertain of the gate location so stopped on the taxiway to check, this pissed the tower off who asked ,"what are you doing, haven't you been here before?".
The BA captain obviously in no mood to take any crap from atc minions coolly stated, "yes I have been here before, came a few times in 1944 however I didn't stop"
A B52 declared an emergency on approach due engine failure.
An anonymous wag pipes up on freq stating "oh no, the dreaded 7 engine approach, better request the equipment."
Cheers
Rob B
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